The First Picture Of Water On Mars

The First Picture Of Water On Mars !!!


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Intelligent Santa

Santa in a bar

his cell phone rings >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>

Santa picks up and says !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think what he said
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how do you know I am here

Santa Cool

Santa Biwi kay office aaya

to dekha Biwi Boss kay god may baithi thi

Santa - chal Preeto aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff kay liya kursi bi na ho !!!!!

Banta's Date

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, "It was a flop idea."

Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"

Who is the boss?

Santa was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

Santa stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,

'From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ....'

'The funeral director,' said his wife.

Santa's way of thinking

Santa was in grade 5. Teacher came to class in the morning and she wanted to ask a brainstorming question from the students before start the proper class.

Teacher: I saw, on my way to school, five birds sitting on a branch of a tree. Suddenly a gunman came and shot one down. Now, how many birds are left on the tree??

All students were not sure about the correct answer and stay quiet, but Santa. Santa was really happy and raised his hand and was impatient to give the answer.

Teacher: OK, good. It is only Santa who knows the answer!! Very good. And tell me the answer.

Santa: No one is left!!

Teacher: How come!! Only one bird down. Why no one?

Santa: OK, but others flew away with the "bang" sound of the gun. Then, no one left on the tree.

Teacher: Your answer is wrong! But, I like the way you think!!

Then happy Santa was asking the teacher, whether he could ask a question from her.

Teacher was happy and said yes.

Santa: When I was on my way to school, I saw three women having Ice cream at the restaurant. One is Licking the ice cream. One is Sucking the ice cream. And the other is Biting. My question is, which one is married???

Teacher: Well, hmmmmmm, I guess that the one who was Sucking the ice creame is married.

Then the Santa was replying,

Santa: Well, but you are wrong! The one who is married is the one who was wearing the wedding ring in her finger! But, to be frank, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!!!

Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still in the apartment.

She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.

"What's that?" Santa husband asked.

"Nothing, darling. Just jackets."

After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.

"What the hell is that?"

"I'm telling you, just jackets."

A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.

"I'll check it," Santa said. "You'll regret it if it's not jackets."

Santa yanked the closet's door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol.


Santa quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling."