Santa went to London for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
Santa: Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Santa: Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa: What? I am her husband came to London today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Santa: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Santa: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa: What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Santa: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
Labels: Santa Banta Jokes
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